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I have been getting increasingly upset by almost daily announcements that my favorite childhood movies are being re-made. Neverending Story? Really?! It's getting out of hand, I know it's on everyone's mind so I decided to make a song about it. I love Eminem, he's a freaking genius, so I chose his song that is about "copies" in it's own way as well. The Crew: Me, Lawrence August, Jasin Amodeo, Mark Peters, Jeremy Tillery, Curt Clendenin and Jacque BabbThanks to Beat Royalty, Chris @ Hitching Post Theatres and all of you people as annoyed with re-makes as we are. You can download the song at the link below: http://www.zshare.net/audio/61... for watching :) Lyrics below if anyone is interested.May I have your attention please?Will the real Dawn of the Dead please stand up?I repeat, will the real Dawn of the Dead please stand up?We're gonna have a problem here.Y'all act like you never seen a good movie beforeBlood all on the floor like Tom Savini just brought on the gore Remakes galore a new genre of horror and it's the Dawn of The Whoreso they re-work another (ahhhh!)Its the return of the"Ah, wait, no way, youre bullsh*ttingWe didn't just pay for Daisy Duke again, did we?"And Michael Bay saidnothing you idiot!Michael Bay's dead, he's locked in my basementAnother ten of them, tell a friend![*vocal turntable: chigga chigga chigga*]Bret Ratner,oh not again -- Look at them, Hollywood now copyin you-know-whatDoin' a Juno 2 "What Would Diablo Do?"Yeah, you probably got a couple of dudes re-doin FootlooseBut it won't work with actors you cast from youtubeTough times , the Neverending Story is next dude, and sadlike when Vince Vaughn played a recluseForget another script, forget another scriptand how money baby, we'll copy the shot list!And the best is when we finally deliver the film printAnd expect them not to know what a "Hitchcock" really isLike orphans that should've been abortionsThey should have been not madePut em in garbage bags-- okay?We aint nothing but Artists Well, some of us artists, articulating art that is marvelousbut if a part of us is artificial, pardon uscould be that the reason is that Hollywood is out of touchSo if you feel like a feel like I feel come on get on the busnot another Optimus, honestly, it's obviousI'm from TV not meant to be a movieAnd I don't know what you want to do to meSo won't the real Transformers please stand up, please stand up please stand upYeah, I'm a real movie an original movieAnd I don't know why you wanna re-do meSo won't the real Psycho please stand up, please stand up please stand upMcG don't need original stuff to feel accomplishedWell I do, so fuck McG fuck Charlie 2!Think I give a damn about money?I laugh at you idiots thinkin' Starsky & Hutch was even funny"Buy hey, whattya say? They re-made Cape Fear!"Fine but how many times is Robert De Niro near?When the, Academy Awards become Hollywood SquaresShit, I need a nomination so I can sit by CherAnd then I'll channel Sonny Bono so I get the dirtabout who really said "I Got U babe" firstlittle itch an incestous STDit's like Swine Flu blended with the industryYou can download and put it all on DVDsell the bootleg or even give it out for freePick of the litter up on Hulu you movies annoy meSo I have been sent here to review you!And on a one-to-ten you're just a threegen-er-ous-ly so tell me what the fuck I see?the junk I see, the monkey do, the mon-key seeWithout Keanu Reeves you know it's just not Speed!I'm from TV not meant to be a movieAnd I don't know what you want to do to meSo won't the real Transformers please stand up, please stand up please stand upYeah, I'm the real movie an original movieAnd I don't know why you wanna re-do meSo won't the real Psycho please stand up, please stand up please stand upThe execs who are in a suit, yes they're only giving youThings that you have already seen, maybe a little newOnly one problem - is you all keep payin'I'll vomit all my M&M 's in the stall, I wish I didn't go at all!I just wanna fight with the criticslike it's night and I'm Riddick cuz I don't get itmore than 90 percent of the cinema's re-makes--Willy Wonka Factory of Cheescake mixed with freebaseLike druggies, and at the rate we're going we'll be hurtingWhen the role of Ferris Bueller goes to someone undeservingthe wonderful part of Falcor's a CGI birdyAnd the flirting with disaster's already occurringNeverending Story and the line is kinda blurringAnd their working on the marketing- kids to keep targetingAlan Arkin smirking saying "Get Smart sucks!"with his career hittin' "self-destruct"So will a few films please stand up?And let's get creative and free from handcuffsAnd be proud to get out of the rut and down a new roadlet everybody know, loud as you can, Hollywood blows! |
